Fan Mail.

Dear Beckie,

Thank you for believing in us enough to think that 3 miles or more a day is a good idea. But FYI: just because we stop hurting after the first two miles does not mean we are ok. It is a dirty little game that we like to play on you because we can only carry your butt so far for so much longer. 

For better or for worse,

Your Shins.
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Dearest Beckie,
Please disregard your shins. Big butts are in.
There is no need to put us in the back of your cabinet. We miss you.

Love,
Oreos.
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Beckie,
Remember that quality time we spent running around in the store together?
Keep up the miles and eat all the oreos you want, just invest in us!

Waiting to be yours,
Mizuno.
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