dear beckie,
thank you for embracing how great we are. remember how you love us and wear one of us almost every day and in return we keep your ever frozen body a little bit warmer?
we have such a great relationship.
xoxo,
the 32 cardigans in your closet.
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dear beckie,
you wear the same thing every day and we have reached maximum capacity.
NO MORE CARDIGANS.
breeching fire codes,
your closet.
your closet.
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dear beckie,
cardigans are a key wardrobe essential; great for every season. they hide your trouble spots and maintain classy modesty. please keep buying us!
waiting to be yours,
all of the cardigans at banana republic.
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dear beckie,
stop eating so many treats and then you won’t have “trouble spots”. who the hell has 32 cardigans anyway? mr. rogers wore the same five sweaters for a hundred years. best part about cardis is that you can pair them with everything and make a million outfits with one. be creative and leave us be.
begrudgingly yours,
your budget.
it is a constant battle. bank account wins. drooling over j crew catalogs will have to appease the craving.
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