okie dokie.

this is my blog. and so i say, "hey, it's ok to..."

• eat oreos for breakfast. or anything else that you should feel so inclined to consume at whatever time breakfast time may be for you.
• layer nail polish because your current color is chipping or does not match and you are out of time or just too darn lazy.
• use swimsuit bottoms for the day if you run out of panties.
• leave your digits for the waiter/tress. why not. he/she already served you food- they know how the way to someone's heart.
• use the sticky part of a post it when there is no scotch tape around.
• skinny dip. become one with nature.
• eat more than one 100 calorie pack at a time.
• check for wedding rings immediatly.
• be really inspired or moved by an article in the Friend or New Era... to still read the Friend or New Era.
• take off all of the clothes that you are currently wearing while loading the washing machine because you might as well wash that outfit too.
• use cooking spray on squeaky stuff. 
• feel a little bit better when people say "you deserve better" even though you feel like pooh.
• cry during a hallmark commerical. we all love being appreciated. go on, sob. let it out.
• hang your church clothes in the bathroom while you shower so that you can skip ironing them.
• bring snacks. everywhere.
• have a crush on a couple.
• consider the use of basic, everyday applicances as qualification for tech savvy. 
• go ahead, use your hairdryer to warm up in the chilly mornings.
• eat while you grocery shop. you will pay for it anyway. (just not the purchase by weight stuff...oops)
• have smaller boobs than him.
• pretend that you never got that text.
• secretly wish that a millionaire will total your car and feel really bad about it and want to compensate you for your emotional trauma.
• take more than 1 dinner mint.
• dislike the hymns about sunshine.
• go to bed early instead of party.
• flirt with the guy at jiffy lube. works every time.
• wear your yoga pants so much they become all purpose pants. (i stole that one from a magazine, but it is the story of my life)
• listen to a song on repeat. as much as you want.
• to start your "to do" list with things you have already completed.
• cuddle up with someone just to be close to someone.
• NOT share the share sized bags of skittles and m&ms.
• use coupons and be excited about it.
• sit in the mcdonalds parking lot with your laptop because your internet is not working.
• pick out all the good fruit in salads.
• blog about how much you love running...and then sleep in the next morning.
• hide/shove the loads of stuff in your closet and consider your room clean. 
• have cafe rio on your speed dial.
• consider carrying all your groceries inside (in one trip) exercise.
• press "0" everytime and pray you get a live person.
• buy lingerie...i'll be married someday...
• still wear your retainer at night. the same one you got when you were 14.

this is only the first page of my list. but please note, i did not even parenthesize explanations after each one (which i normally do...for everything bloggy). i don't need to explain. because while you may or may not agree, i say it's all gravy, baby.